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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via didgeridood)

shavingryansprivates:

and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute

(via muffinthepresident)

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

wow
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

(Source: solysstherhinosaurus, via allinumbum)

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

(via millenium-wolf)

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

(via spacethefinalfuck)

ruinedchildhood:

saddest moment in pokemon history

ruinedchildhood:

saddest moment in pokemon history

(Source: pelipper, via fairlyoddbutts)

sirlightbulb:

youretotallymybitchforeverscott:

even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already

(via millenium-wolf)

chandeluresinsicily:

jojostuck:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

well for starters his name was Paul

(Source: sabrinagrimm, via millenium-wolf)

fallontonight:

Our friend John Oliver is stopping by tonight!

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via silentandfriendly)

dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:
biscuit crumbs everywhere
distant sobbing sounds
sound of someone falling over in another room

dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:

  • biscuit crumbs everywhere
  • distant sobbing sounds
  • sound of someone falling over in another room

(Source: monetizeyourcat, via silentandfriendly)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via shut-up-hogwarts-is-real)

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

(via mishamigosforever)

lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

(via 01101111-01101111-01100100)

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

(via millenium-wolf)